Mixy

Have y'all seen that salad maker thing on tv? It slices your cheese for you, mixes things up, and all that other shit- it's so stupid. Are people really so lazy that they can't make their own salads? What's this world coming to?

I just got done watching the new season of Celebrity Poker Showdown on Bravo. I really like the new host (Dave Foley) as an actor, but I think that he's just trying too hard on CPS. He's trying to be overly funny and it's looking very overdone. Everyone else was funny as fuck though! I can't wait to see more eps of it, I had to boot up my online poker game as soon as I got done watching that.

I had a dream about Ben Affleck the other night. I usually don't have such good dreams whenever I go out and get toasty in the same night, but I had a good one this time. It was cool, Ben and I were walking to my house, kissing and stuff all the way. We get to my house and I intro him to my grandmother. I'm like "This is Ben Affleck, THE Ben Affleck.". I don't remember much of anything else that was said in the dream, but I remember that line, since I thought that it was funny. Yep, been too long since I've got laid.